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Zpiodjfgb Pluto — Mon, 28 Aug 2006 23:04:37 GMT

To the Earthlings who took us off your solar system.

Thank you!
You have been shooting projectiles at us for many Earth years. You cant hit the broadside of a Galaxy! We want you to remember one thing; our year is 260 Earth years which means we will be hear long after Earth crumbles to dust because you do such silly things. We may be smaller, but we are smarter.

By the way, if you don't stop trying to play billiards with us, we will send a Black Hole your way for Planet Clensing.
Good riddens,
Zpiodjfgb